What are some other parent/kid ';talks'; and under what conditions are they given?

There's the ';sex talk'; (when they catch you in flagrante), the ';shoe talk'; (girls only - when they ruin their first pair of nice shoes), the ';responsible drinking etc. talk'; (when you/they find the stash), the ';people have needs talk'; (when they find your sex toys/porn).





What are some other examples?What are some other parent/kid ';talks'; and under what conditions are they given?
';men are morons'; (when your daughter dates one), ';some women are gold diggers'; (when your son meets one) and ';all dogs go to heaven'; (when you accidentally run over one)What are some other parent/kid ';talks'; and under what conditions are they given?
The 'Daddy, why am I running in circles' talk (after you have nailed one of their feet to the floor);





The 'Child Labour' talk (when they refuse to crawl up the chimney to sweep it properly)





The 'Roof Rack' talk (when they repeated ask 'Daddy are we there yet?'....be sure to wrap them in polythene first to avoid being stopped by the police)





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how about drugs and alcohol? just as important as the sex talk, also about self respect and not being controlled and used by guys, always have high standards and values and resist peer pressure, friends are mostly temporary but family is forever, just a few others.
You've pretty much got it covered Mera...maybe the following?





'...what's up with the crack pipe I found in your sock drawer?...





'...what have you done with my ammo?!...
The all important ';Don't Be Greedy With Your Weed'; talk.





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