Kids, aren't you glad your parent's money is going to lazy, crooked and irresponsible instead of your college?

Aren't you equally as glad that your college funds have lost half of their value since the bailouts started?Kids, aren't you glad your parent's money is going to lazy, crooked and irresponsible instead of your college?
I couldn't agree with you more, this is ridiculous.Kids, aren't you glad your parent's money is going to lazy, crooked and irresponsible instead of your college?
You are obviously referring to the No Taxes Left Behind Act of 2009.
Good thing I already have my college degree....